Posted by: John Nicklin | July 24, 2007

Global Warming is so Passé

Forget global warming and climate change. CO2 is yesterday’s news.

Its time to move on to a new dire threat, bigger than terorism or global warming. That new threat is Coronal Mass Ejection (CME). Polarized in the right orientation, CMEs can totally shut down power grids, destroy electrical transformers and cause havok, trapping people on escalators,  stranding riders on street cars, forcing diners to eat by candle-light, the devastation is too tremendous to detail 

This new threat was the subject of a Discovery Channel’s - The Perfect Disaster Sunday night.

Now all we need is a saviour, forget it Al and Dave, to take up this important cause. Human induced CME damage is real and we need to do something about it soon, we may have only 10 years before we reach the tipping point. We have flagrantly covered the planet with electrical wires which attract the CMEs to the earth, causing billions of dollars worth of damage.

Our only hope is to reduce our dependance on electricity; remove electrical wiring or buy wiring offsets.

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wiring offsets??

In that light, you might like this link. And, yes, it is a joke.

Best,
John

Its such a new field that new terms are being developed. Wiring Offsets will probably become Copper Offsets since most wire is thought of as copper, even though that’s not true, but what the hell.

Its just so apparent that we have too much wire on the planet and we must reduce our copper footprint dramatically to avert certain disaster.

CheatNeutral is a brilliant concept, thanks for the link John.

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